Hot in Cleveland'' (season 3) | |||
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Country of origin | United States | ||
No. of episodes | 24[1] | ||
Broadcast | |||
Original channel | TV Land | ||
Original run | November 30, 2011 | – present||
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List of Hot in Cleveland episodes |
The third season of the TV Land original sitcom Hot in Cleveland premiered on November 30, 2011. TV Land originally ordered 22 episodes but later increased the order to 24.[1] The series stars Valerie Bertinelli, Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves and Betty White.
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No. in series |
No. in season |
Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | Production code |
U.S. viewers (million) |
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33 | 1 | "Elka's Choice" | David Trainer | Anne Flett-Giordano & Chuck Ranberg | November 30, 2011 | 301 | 1.94[2] |
Elka is forced to chose between her thought-to-be-dead husband Bobby (Don Rickles), her old boyfriend, Max and her new boyfriend, Fred. Elsewhere, Victoria takes advantage of her marriage to Joy and appears on a View rip-off talk show called "The Chatter", hosted by female celebrities Christal (Kathie Lee Gifford), Jada (Kym Whitley) and Libby (Valerie Azlynn). | |||||||
34 | 2 | "Beards" | David Trainer | Sam Johnson & Chris Marcil | December 7, 2011 | 302 | 1.42[3] |
The girls go on a gay cruise, where Victoria plans to speak about her "relationship" with Joy, until they both fall for the captain (Gilles Marini). Melanie runs into her sister, Caroline (Laura San Giacomo), and discovers she is a lesbian. Caroline's lover (Sandra Bernhard) makes a pass at Melanie, after Melanie pretends to be a lesbian to stay on the cruise. | |||||||
35 | 3 | "Funeral Crashers" | David Trainer | Steve Joe | December 14, 2011 | 303 | 1.71[4] |
Elka teaches Melanie and the girls how to crash a funeral, to help Melanie find a missing dress. Joy and Victoria must face things from their pasts, while Elka reunites with Roy (John Mahoney) a former acquaintance. | |||||||
36 | 4 | "Happy Fat" | David Trainer | Eric Zicklin | December 21, 2011 | 304 | 1.80[5] |
Melanie, Joy and Victoria give their neighbors makeovers. Meanwhile, Elka and Roy go sky-diving. | |||||||
37 | 5 | "One Thing or a Mother" | Joe Regalbuto | Sebastian Jones | December 28, 2011 | 305 | 1.87[6] |
Victoria dates a self-centered hand model (Sean Hayes). Joy cannot determine the age of her date (Phil Morris). Melanie dates a guy (Sean O'Bryan) who enjoys letting the lower half of his body unclothed. Roy's mother disapproves of him dating Elka. The girls invite all their dates to a dinner party. | |||||||
38 | 6 | "How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?"[7] | January 4, 2012 | N/A | |||
The girls tell Elka the story of how they met each other in Los Angeles in the late 80s. | |||||||
39 | 7 | "Two Girls and a Rhino"[8] | January 11, 2012 | N/A | |||
Joy and Elka are forced to look after a rhino at the Cleveland zoo. Elsewhere, Victoria and Melanie go on dates. | |||||||
40 | 8 | "God and Football"[9] | January 18, 2012 | N/A | |||
Melanie takes Elka to a football game, as a present for her 90th birthday, and finds romance with a kicker. Meanwhile, Victoria believes that Elka is God. | |||||||
41 | 9 | "Love is Blind"[10] | January 25, 2012 | N/A | |||
Joy dates a blind man, who believes that she is 26 years old. Meanwhile, Victoria receives a surprise visit from her daughter, Emmy (Jennifer Love Hewitt). Elsewhere, Elka prank-calls a baseman. | |||||||
42 | 10 | "Life with Lucci"[11] | February 1, 2012 | N/A | |||
After her All My Children is canceled, Susan Lucci seeks Victoria's comfort. | |||||||
43 | 11 | "I'm with the Band"[12] | February 8, 2012 | N/A | |||
The girls find themselves attracted to a band, for different reasons. | |||||||
44 | 12 | "Lost Loves"[13] | February 15, 2012 | N/A | |||
The girls go searching for their lost loves, including the man who stood Joy up at her wedding. |